{"id":25365,"date":"2026-01-24T18:07:27","date_gmt":"2026-01-24T23:07:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/splash985fm.com\/?p=25365"},"modified":"2026-01-24T18:07:27","modified_gmt":"2026-01-24T23:07:27","slug":"dolly-parton-jokes-about-outliving-plastic-surgeons-as-she-turns-80-happy-birthday-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/splash985fm.com\/?p=25365","title":{"rendered":"Dolly Parton Jokes About Outliving Plastic Surgeons as She Turns 80: \u2018Happy Birthday to Me!\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div>Dolly Parton marked her 80th birthday with a re-recorded song and a joke about outliving her plastic surgeons.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u200bDolly Parton marked her 80th birthday with a re-recorded song and a joke about outliving her plastic surgeons.\u00a0\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/rss.app\/articles\/cb4e791f6f6d729c04434f0c7ddfb987091111331b71b1eecfad8a0f968f6488ef0ab6553ac5803db4e17529804853da7d9539a3864d2509d47e813fd8841f688ef639b3e6f729e1a59d38b72bec2501917917581e0ef4e1bcd17358d09fe7f0899ac8d1471fd74c88\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"feedzy-rss-link-icon\" rel=\"noopener\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dolly Parton marked her 80th birthday with a re-recorded song and a joke about outliving her plastic surgeons. \u200bDolly Parton marked her 80th birthday with a re-recorded song and a joke about outliving her plastic surgeons.\u00a0\u00a0 Read More<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[73],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/splash985fm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25365"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/splash985fm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/splash985fm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/splash985fm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25365"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/splash985fm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25365\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/splash985fm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/splash985fm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/splash985fm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}